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Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Bill Buckler

Batten down th' hatches, Payne's sendin' ye to Stranglethorn to deal wit' a rowdy sc...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Merda Stronghoof

Major Payne's latest training mission has you going to Desolace . . . and shedding a few tears f...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Steven Lisbane

Major Payne is grossed out by Steven Lisbane's eating habits, so he's sending you to pay him...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Zonya the Sadist

What do undead monkeys and a sadist have in common? Major Payne explains in his latest Pet Battles t...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Eric Davidson

Let's hope you can avoid contracting fleas while enduring Major Payne's latest training exer...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Analynn

Do you have a mint? You might need to bring some on your next training mission from Major Payne.

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Lindsay

Payne's scouts reported some of you were none too happy to be slapped around by Dagra. Poor thin...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Dagra the Fierce

Dagra the Fierce may not have the fiercest team in the world, but she certainly hates it when you fl...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Julia Stevens

Your Advanced Pet Battles Training assignment for this week: Challenge Julia Stevens and her snakes ...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Zunta

Congratulations! Major Payne has decided to move you into his Advanced Pet Battles Training course! ...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Silithid Hatchling

Your final day of basic Pet Battles training is here! Assuming you can survive. Actually, either way...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Peddlefeet

Major Payne may say “bah, humbug!” to Love is in the Air, but we're sure you're gonna love t...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Voodoo Figurine

Major Payne ain't trollin' this time. He needs to see if you're able to stay away from t...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Perky Pug

Major Payne is finally ready to fully test your skills. There's just one tiny problem. . . .

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: WarcraftPets.com

This week, Major Payne’s taking a break so we can highlight one of our favorite fansites: WarcraftPe...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Magical Crawdad

“Speak with Mr. Pinchy and be granted a wish! Maybe something good . . . maybe something bad . . . M...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Rabid Nut Varmint 5000

Nimble, squeaky sounds, and smells like burning oil and rabies. What more could you want out of a me...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Clock’em

Shh, we can't talk about where you're going, but Major Payne has some extra special training...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Not On Vacation!

Two things: 1) Are you keeping up with your training? 2) Major Payne is not—repeat—not on vacation! ...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Winter Reindeer

♫ He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Major Pa...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Viscidus Globule

You’ll need more than a frosty sense of patience to defeat Major Payne’s latest challenge!

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Blighthawk

Apparently littering Azeroth with turkey carcasses could mean the death of us all!

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Hopling

Having regurgitated carrots spewed all over you is disgusting. Being able to control it is sweet, sw...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Infinite Whelpling

Where do you suppose you could find the very essence of corrupted time and death in the form of a ti...

4 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Crow

A murder of crows can have two meanings. Are you prepared to find out which one will apply to you?

4 years ago