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Major Payne's Pet Menagerie: Unspeakable Horror!

Beware! Unspeakable horrors befall the heedless who choose to venture into Hillsbrad Foothills!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Lesser Voidcaller

Are you brave enough to stare into The Eye of death? Major Payne wants to see if you really are!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Twilight Fiendling

With your help, Major Payne wishes to become the only living menace on Azeroth by "researching" nightmares.

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Stunted Direhorn

Armored and stout, with eyes that will melt your heart right before it punctures your chest cavity . . . meet the Stunted Direhorn!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Blossoming Ancient

It's autumn in Azeroth, and as leaves begin to fall from the noble Blossoming Ancient's boughs, so too falls another Pet Battle team before this tough little tree's mighty blows!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Tainted Waveling

Instability and stinky billabongs? What on Azeroth is Major Payne up to now?!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Xu-Fu, Cub of Xuen

Major Payne knows you've been working hard, and he hopes his latest task will help you find inner peace.

8 years ago
An Evening on the Timeless Isle

"It’s dawn and something just doesn’t feel right. It’s almost as if the axis of Azeroth wobbled a bit overnight, and this time it had nothing to do with me smackin’ Oondasta upside the head." --Major Payne

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Filthling

Everyone loves to wallow in the "mud" and become an enormous, coagulated, animate pile of filth, right?

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Unborn Val’kyr

Remnants of the Lich King’s power wander the wastes of Northrend, and Major Payne wants you to find one!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Pocket Reaver

Remember that first time you got roflstomped by a Fel Reaver in Hellfire Peninsula? It’s payback time!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Living Sandling

Major Payne has been assaulted, and he's ordering you to pull your head out of the sand and exact revenge in his name!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Elder Python

There's nothing pretty to see here. Just ugly, nasty, disgusting snakes and Major Payne wants 'em all dead!

8 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Tiny Blue Carp

Time to ditch those malleable feels, and grab your rod and reel, tamers. Major Payne wants you to go fishin'.

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Phoenix Hatchling

It's time to feel the burn! Unfortunately, if you don't survive, you can't rise from your own ashes.

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Electrified Razortooth

When you're done with your daily set of 100 one-armed pushups, Major Payne has ordered you to return to the Isle of Thunder!

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Coilfang Stalker

Do you know where to find a Dripping Strider Egg? Well, there's only one way to find out!

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Lil’ Bad Wolf

Grandmother's a sweet, gray-haired old lady who has big ears, big eyes, and phat lewtz. Perhaps you should pay her a visit and listen to her tale.

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Direhorn Runt

Think you have what it takes to join the Direhorn Expert Riding Professionals Syndicate? Head to the Isle of Giants to find out!

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Swamp Croaker

It's time for you to drop that rock you've been licking and come on down to the Isle of Thunder! It's toad-hunting season.

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Gahz’rooki

With some Kor’kron blood, sweat, and a few tears, you too can summon your own hydra!

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Ji-Kun Hatchling

Ji-Kun has flown the coop, and it's your job to put a yolk on her and stop the fowl play!

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Netherspace Abyssal

The Ivory Spire calls, tamers! It’s time to head out and get inside the twisted citadel that may very well end up being your resting place.

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Winterspring Cub

Laugh in the face of pride with new found humility, courtesy of Major Payne's weekly Pet Battles training.

9 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Sleepy Willy

Major Payne believes the children are our future!

9 years ago